just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
MIDGETS
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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