I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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