fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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