If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The maid of honor just puked.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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