Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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