Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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