Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
try to milk me bitch
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