Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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