nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
