What a fucking waste of an outfit
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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