There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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