No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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