is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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