we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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