theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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