i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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