Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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