You can't special order awesome
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
