come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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