No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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