Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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