Are we in a gay sports bar?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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