We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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