How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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