Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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