It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
sarcasm needs its own font
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
