I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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