nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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