Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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