didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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