We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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