I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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