yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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