Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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