id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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