Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"