I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your tits are I can't wait for
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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