4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
false alarm. still invincible.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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