well I can't set my house on fire every night
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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