people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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