Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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