I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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