i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The power of my boobs compel you
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