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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.

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(661): if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies. http://tfl.nu/xdyr

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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

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thatta girl

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(812): she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga. (1-812): thatta girl http://tfl.nu/kona

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(727): View more from Florida

im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens

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(727): im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens http://tfl.nu/tbzs

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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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(818): Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you. http://tfl.nu/btkl

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(734): View more from Michigan

she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.

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(734): she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help. http://tfl.nu/iorj

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(727): View more from Florida

would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?

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(727): would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right? http://tfl.nu/emka

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(563): View more from Iowa

i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

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(563): i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this... http://tfl.nu/un0n

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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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(360): Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people. http://tfl.nu/w1ks

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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.

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(616): He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk. http://tfl.nu/c5ac

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(443): View more from Maryland

i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.

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(443): i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands. http://tfl.nu/4s4w

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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.

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(+61): I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING. http://tfl.nu/8crd

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(530): View more from California

Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?

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(530): Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....? http://tfl.nu/utko

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(360): View more from Washington

No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.

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You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.

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(360): No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day. (1-360): You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide. http://tfl.nu/twrd

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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety

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(253): I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety http://tfl.nu/z2jh

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(612): View more from Minnesota

sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here

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(612): sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here http://tfl.nu/t5qs

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