I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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