Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

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(516): View more from New York

I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.

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(443): View more from Maryland

BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Are you still at the party or did I leave?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.

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(519): View more from Ontario

You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Thats your rule and this car is nice

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(402): View more from Nebraska

well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast

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