i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a musical about memes.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize