Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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