What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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