There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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