He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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