I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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