please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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