all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I am naked and annoyed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
