Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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