This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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